I'm A Bad Lover. Once

With Girls I Get No Respect. A Belly Dancer Told Me I Turned Her Stomach.

I Joined Gamblers Anon., They Gave Me 2 To 1 I Wouldn't Make It! I Joined Aa, There Was A Two Drink Minimum!

I Haven't Spoken To My Wife In Years. I Didn't Want To Interrupt Her.

I Can't Get No Respect.

I'm Not A Hypochondriac, But My Gynaecologist Firmly Believes I Am.