I'm A Bad Lover. Once

I Don't Get No Respect, No Respect At All!

If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong.

My Wife Was Afraid Of The Dark. Then She Saw Me Naked, And Now She's Afraid Of The Light.

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.

Boy What A Hotel That Was, Why They Stole My Towel.