I Loved Australia. I Was

I Do Not Like Sports, Unless You Consider Treating All Humankind With Love And Respect A Sport.

There Seems To Be More Comedy For Comedy's Sake

And The Goal Really Is To Make The Audience Laugh, To Bring Them Some Joy.

I Like Cilantro, But You Don't Have To.

I Was Probably Just Trying To Be Dennis Miller, But Without The Vocabulary To Actually Be Dennis Miller. I Guess I Was Just Less Interesting Than I Am Now, If I Am Interesting At All