I Love Writing Songs. I'm

My Liveliness Is Based On An Incredible Fear Of Death. In Order To Keep Death At Bay, I Do A Lot Of "yah! Yah! Yah!" And Death Says, "all Right. He's Too Noisy And Busy. I'll Wait For Someone Who's Sitting Quietly, Half Asleep."

I Love Spaghetti And Sex, Sometimes Together. My Dream Of Heaven Is Walking Naked Through Fields Of Pasta Fazool.

If You Stand On A Soapbox And Trade Rhetoric With A Dictator You Never Win.

I Was A Soldier In Wwii. The Last Couple Of Months Of The War I Was Actually In Combat.

Tragedy Is When I Cut My Finger. Comedy Is When You Fall Into An Open Sewer And Die.