I Love Steven Wright.

I Was Eating Some Candy And Looked On The Wrapper, And It Said Made From Natural And Artificial Flavors. You Could Just Say Flavors.

When I Used To Go On The Wikipedia Page, And I Haven't Gone On The Page In A While, There Used To Be Some Guy Who Was Doing My Page And He Would Say That He Was My Cousin And I Was Going To Be Doing Projects With Him. I Don't Know Who This Person Is And I Don't Have A Cousin By This Name And This Person Keeps Saying That They're Doing Projects With Me. It's So Weird.

People Only Mention It's A Free Country If They're Doing Something Shitty.

But I Found That Disappointing People Is A Good Thing, Because Disapproval Is Freedom.

I'm Afraid Of Sharks - But Only In A Water Situation.