I Love Sports Cars And

I'm Desperate To Start A Career In Music.

You Can't Beat Sex Outdoors, But There Are Not Many Places I Haven't Done It. Forests, Barns, In Swimming Pool Changing Rooms, On Top Of Hills, You Name It.

I Don't Really Want To Do Topless Stuff Anymore.

The People Who Ask Me For My Autograph Are The People Who've Put Me Here Today, And You Can't Afford To Forget That.

Some People May Be Famous For Creating A Pencil Sharpener. I'm Famous For My Tits.