I Didn't Fancy Any Of

All I've Ever Really Done Is Page 3 In The Sun, And Not Every Man Reads That.

Men Seem To Think That Page 3 Girls Are Only Interested In Money. Money Doesn't Impress Me At All. Not In The Slightest.

The Men I Find Myself Attracted To Are The Ones Who Don't Say Anything And Are Quite Shy.

If I Go Out With Someone I Need Them To Sit And Give Me A Cuddle Every Night. If They Don't, I Wonder If They Still Love Me.

You Can't Beat Sex Outdoors, But There Are Not Many Places I Haven't Done It. Forests, Barns, In Swimming Pool Changing Rooms, On Top Of Hills, You Name It.