I Love Playing The Macho

I Just Fell Down The Stairs Holding A Guitar And Accidentally Wrote A One Direction Song

I Put My Pants On Just Like The Rest Of You - One Leg At A Time. Except, Once My Pants Are On, I Make Gold Records.

You Still Have That Competitive Thing Where You Want To Try To Make Hits. That Won't Go Away, Unless The Mayor Of Show Business Says My Time's Up.

I Was A Strange Kid In That, While Most Kids Hate School And Want To Turn 18 Or 21, I Loved High School.

When I Was Ten, I Wrote An Essay On What I Would Be When I Grew Up And Said I Would Be A Professional Soccer Player And A Comedian In Off Season.