I Love People; It's Mankind

I Love America. It's Americans I Can't Stand.

I Guess Babysitters Are Like Used Cars... You Never Really Know What You're Getting.

Aren't The Clouds Beautiful? I Could Just Lie Here All Day, And Watch Them Drift By.

Try Not To Have A Good Time... This Is Supposed To Be Educational.

Five Hundred Years From Now, Who'll Know The Difference?!