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I Have A New Philosophy. I'm Only Going To Dread One Day At A Time.

No One Would Have Been Invited To Dinner So Often As Jesus Was Unless He Were Interesting And Had A Sense Of Humor.

Humor Is Proof That Everything Is Going To Be All Right With God Nevertheless.

If Life Were A Camera, I'd Have The Lens Cap On.

It Always Looks Darkest Just Before It Gets Totally Black.