I Love New York City;

I'm Just What America Needs: Another Unemployed Black Man. (on His Retirement From Basketball)

Social Media Is Where Losers Go To Feel Important.

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.

I Know I'm Never As Good Or Bad As One Single Performance. I've Never Believed In My Critics Or My Worshippers, And I've Always Been Able To Leave The Game At The Arena.

We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.