I Don't Mess With That

If You Are An Ugly Woman, You Have No Chance Of Getting A Tv Job.

I'm Afraid Of The Skeletons In My Closet. I've Got A Whole Cemetery Full Of Them.

My Family Got All Over Me Because They Said Bush Is Only For The Rich People. Then I Reminded Them, 'hey, I'm Rich'.

You Can't Start A Diet In The Middle Of The Week, That's Just Stupid.

America Is Divided By Economics, And We As Americans, We've Got To Do A Better Job Of Supporting Poor People.