I Love New York City;

It Bothers Me When I Hear These Reporters And Jocks Get On Tv And Say: 'oh, No Guy Can Come Out In A Team Sport. These Guys Would Go Crazy.' First Of All, Quit Telling Me What I Think. I'd Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can't Play.

Hey Steve, No Offense, But If You Couldn't Shoot, There Would Be No Reason For You To Be Alive.

Hakeem Couldn't Kick Your Ass Cause You Were Too Close, Kissing His!

People Always Say He Can Run And He Can Jump. So Can A Deer And You Wouldn't Put A Deer In The Game.

Most Sportswriters Don't Know Their Ass From A Hole In The Ground.