I Love Mankind; It's People

Decorate Your Home. It Gives The Illusion That Your Life Is More Interesting Than It Really Is.

I Have A Feeling That When My Ship Comes In I'll Be At The Airport.

That Stupid Charlie Brown! He Had The Nerve To Say I'm Not Perfect!" "so I Suppose You Hit Him, Huh?" "rats! I Knew I Forgot Something!

I Fall In Love With Any Girl Who Smells Of Library Paste.

I Gave Up Trying To Understand People Long Ago. Now I Let Them Try To Understand Me!