Decorate Your Home. It Gives

This Is My Depressed Stance. When You're Depressed, It Makes A Lot Of Difference How You Stand. The Worst Thing You Can Do Is Straighten Up And Hold Your Head High Because Then You'll Start To Feel Better. If You're Going To Get Any Joy Out Of Being Depressed, You've Got To Stand Like This.

Dear Santa Claus, Just A Last Note Before You Take Off. I Hope You Have A Nice Trip. Don't Forget To Fasten Your Seat Belt.

Try Not To Have A Good Time... This Is Supposed To Be Educational.

There's No Sense In Doing A Lot Of Barking If You Don't Really Have Anything To Say.

Life Is Full Of Choices, But You Never Get Any!