I Love Ghosts, I Prefer

I Have A Belief: What Belongs To You, Comes To You.

I'm Like A Bumper Car. When I Did An Infomercial I Was Fodder For Every Tv Comedy Show. I Couldn't Get A Job. People Said I Was A Huge Joke. I've Been A Joke So Many Times. I've Been On My Way Out Since I Started, But I'm Strong-willed. My Mother Is So Much Tougher Than I Am And My Grandmother Is So Much Tougher Than My Mother.

If A Man's A Good Kisser, He's A Great F-.

I Think That The Longer I Look Good, The Better Gay Men Feel.

I Can't Do Coffee, But I Can Do Dr. Pepper.