I Love Ghosts, I Prefer

If A Man's A Good Kisser, He's A Great F-.

I've Been Up And Down So Many Times That I Feel As If I'm In A Revolving Door.

I Am Never Offended When I See The Drag-queens Dressed Up Like Me.

Men Should Be Like Kleenex, Soft, Strong And Disposable.

My Relationships Usually Last A Few Years. When I'm Involved With A Man, Other Men Are Fascinated With Me, But The Minute I'm Single Again, Half Of Those Men Disappear Because They Don't Have The Balls To Really Want Me.