I Love Depressing Movies And

I Always Knew I Didn't Want Kids, And I Didn't Want To Get Married.

I Failed First Grade, Which Is My Biggest Problem. You Always Feel Like A Failure, Like You're Stupid.

I Just Hate The Whole Idea Of Labeling Anything As A Comedy. If You Tell Me Something's Funny, I'll Want To Rebel Against It. When I Go To A Bookstore And See Books Categorized As Humor, I Get Furious. Don't Tell Me That A Book Is Funny. Let Me Decide If It's Funny. It's The Same With Sitcoms. You Call Something A Sitcom And People Expect It To Be Funny. And That Ruins Everything.

I Like To Be The One In Charge Of Everything.

I Like People Who Would Rather Something Be Discovered Than Shoved In Your Face.