I Look A Little Like

Cargo Pants Freak Me Out. Too Many Pockets. I Always Forget Where My Wallet Is.

I Was Wearing Women's Jeans Way Before It Was Cool For Guys To Wear Them. I Have A Weird Torso - It's Incredibly Short, And Only Girl-pants Fit Me Properly.

At My Sexiest, I Look Like An Androgenous Muppet.

I Was Horrified Of The Dark. I Realized That The Only Way I Could Get Over That Fear Was By Scaring Other People, So I Became Obsessed With Ghost Stories, Drawing Monsters, Watching Monster Movies, Sneaking Into Horror Movies, And It's Just Been The Love Of My Life Forever.

I Found Out That Smoking Is The Leading Cause Of Statistics.