I'll Teach You To Kick

No One Is Completely Unhappy At The Failure Of His Best Friend.

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

From The Moment I Picked Your Book Up Until I Laid It Down, I Was Convulsed With Laughter. Someday I Intend Reading It.

If He's Been Married For 31 Years, He's Not The Same Man.

There Is No Sweeter Sound Than The Crumbling Of One's Fellow Man.