I'll Make Fun Of Anybody.

I'm A Huge News Junkie. I Love What The News Does.

I Don't Get Why The Government Is The Only One That Gets To Print Money.

I Could Sit Toe To Toe At A Potato Table With Anybody.

I Believe That The Government That Governs Best Is A Government That Governs Least, And By These Standards We Have Set Up A Fabulous Government In Iraq.

Republicans: The Party That Brought Us 'just Say No.' First As A Drug Policy, Then As Their Entire Platform.