I Live To Laugh, And

Our Tree Was So Puny We Used Orthopedic Bulbs.

She Was Nice To Him On Valentine's Day. She Gave Him A Heart-shaped Rash.

If Opportunity Doesn't Knock, Build A Door.

Los Angeles Is The Home Of The Three Little White Lies: "the Ferrari Is Paid For," "the Mortgage Is Assumable," And "it's Just A Cold Sore!

All My Wife Wanted For Valentine's Day Was A Little Card - American Express.