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I'd Just Much Rather See An Ugly Person Take The Trash Out Than See Somebody Really Pretty Taking The Trash Out.

We're All Used To Seeing Pretty People. I Want To See Real People.

Don't Make Anybody A Homemade Gift. Unless You're Really Good, Or It's Going To Be Really Practical. If It's A Little Thing You Think Is Cute 'cause You Made It, Just Forget It.

There's Humor In Everything. There's Gotta Be Humor In Everything.

Crafting, Or 'making Things,' Has Always Been A Delightful Pastime Of Mine Because It Requires Putting Common Elements Together In Order To Achieve A Lovely Something That Nobody Needs.