I Like Crafts That Are

I Love Theatrical Props: A Cup Filled With Solid Fake Tea, Say, Or A Collection Of Fake Food, Including A Rubber Turkey, Which, During The Holidays, I Wrap In Tinfoil So It Appears To Have Just Come Out Of The Oven.

I Like Crafts That Come Out Of Poverty Or Necessity. There Used To Be Hobby Shops Where You'd Get Your Supplies, And Then You'd Use Your Imagination.

I'm More Of A Clown, A Tragic Clown. Yeah. I Just Like Humor To Come Out Of Characters.

I Have A Lot Of Fake Food In My Apartment, But I'm Picky About It. Old Plaster Food, Like From The '50s Is Really Nice, Hollowed Out Paper-mache Food From Old Plays - The New Stuff Just Looks Too Good.

I Can't Imagine Going To An All-girls School. I Went To A Public School.