I Like A Drink, Mate.

I Have Two Bowls Of Confidence For Breakfast Each Morning.

All This Cuddling And Kissing On Stage These Days, Well It's All Right In Football When Someone Scores A Goal, But Not When You're Playing Darts.

You Eat When You're Hungry, And I'm Not Normally Hungry In The Mornings.

The Crafty Cockney Had A Picture Of The Owner Dressed Up As A Copper, So I Brought It Home, Wore It On Tv And The Name Just Stuck.

I Love Cheese And Biscuits, The Stronger The Better.