I Laughed All The Way

Food Was A Constant Topic Of Conversation In Our Household.

I Cant Stand Those Food Cult People Who Bring Their Own Food Into The House. All Those Little Thermoses And Paper Bags-it Makes The Other Guests Uncomfortable.

I Feel Now It's Useless To Keep Hoping. The Way Things Are Today, We Live In A World That Needs Laughter, And I've Decided If I Can Make People Laugh, I'm Making A More Important Contribution.

My Following Is Straight. I'm So Glad.

The Whole Romantic Part Of My Life Was A Wipeout. I Didn't Even Own A Belt.