I Laughed All The Way

My Body May Have Been Abused, But It Certainly Hasn't Been Neglected.

I Don't Know Who The Hell Paul Lynde Is, Or Why He's Funny, And I Prefer It To Be A Mystery To Me.

I'm Liberace Without A Piano.

Learning Lines Is On My Mind Until I Do Know Them. I'll Read The Paper Or Paint The House To Keep From Starting To Memorize. I've Never Found An Easy Way.

Comedy Is Exaggerated Realism. It Can Be Stretched To The Almost Ludicrous, But It Must Always Be Believable.