I Know When I'm Working

The Public Pays And Feels It Is Entitled To Participate In The Personal Affairs Of A Performer.

All Creative People Want To Do The Unexpected.

I Don't Fear Death Because I Don't Fear Anything I Don't Understand. When I Start To Think About It, I Order A Massage And It Goes Away.

I Don't Believe In Life After Death. But I Do Believe In Some Grinding Destiny That Watches Over Us On Earth. If I Didn't, The Safety Valve Would Give And The Boiler Would Explode.

Men Are Most Virile And Most Attractive Between The Ages Of 35 And 55. Under 35 A Man Has Too Much To Learn, And I Don't Have Time To Teach Him.