I Know When I'm Getting

If All Of A Sudden Someone Said, 'you Have Five More Kids,' I'd Be Totally Ok With It.

Chocolate Is The Greatest Gift To Women Ever Created, Next To The Likes Of Paul Newman And Gene Kelly. It's Something That Should Be Had On A Daily Basis.

I Was A Brownie For A Day. My Mom Made Me Stop. She Didn't Want Me To Conform.

Free Is The Best. Anything Free Is Good.

I Feel Like When You Have An Unauthorized Police Badge And Something That Looks Like It Could Be A Concealed Weapon In The Small Of Your Back That When You, Someone Crosses You, Pisses You Off, Road Rage, I Think Just The Slight Badge And The Little Moving Away Of The Jacket And Not Losing Eye Contact Does Amazing Things.