I Know What I Want!

I Was Born Fat And Have Always Been, Which Was Just Fine And Even Healthy And Cute Until I Turned Ten Or So. Puberty Hit Like A Hurricane And Brought A New Set Of Rules. All Of A Sudden It Was My Fault I Was Chubby.

I'm A Great Believer In Karma And The Vengeance That It Serves Up To Those Who Are Deliberately Mean Is Generally Enough For Me.

For My Group Of Friends Is Lady Gaga Eye-opening? No. She's A Less Dangerous Version Of What Was So Cool About Pop Culture In The 80s. Back Then It Was So Gay And So Punk In So Many Ways.

When I Think About The Idea Of Rebel Wilson Having To Go To The Oscars And Not Having Something Amazing To Wear That's Made For Her, It Drives Me Mad.

My Dad Liked To Boil A Squirrel Head And Suck The Brains Out The Nose. Smaller Than A Chicken, Bigger Than A Rat.