I Know, It's Amazing To

I Know, It's Amazing To People That We Have A Political System, But We Do.

I Don't Feel Intimidated By Any Of The People I'm Talking To Or The Situations I Find Myself In. I Just Try To Make My Nana Proud.

Kids Do Have To Learn That Life Is A Humiliating Charade Of Endless Disappointment And Tragedy Ultimately Culminating In Pain, Decay, And Death. My Parents Used To Sing Me To Sleep With That One.

I Can't Claim To Feel Like I've Been Under Some Man's Thumb In Comedy. I've Sort Of Always Done My Own Thing For Better Or Worse, And Have Been Lucky Enough To Be Able To Perform Ever Since.

Christmas: It's The Only Religious Holiday That's Also A Federal Holiday. That Way, Christians Can Go To Their Services, And Everyone Else Can Sit At Home And Reflect On The True Meaning Of The Separation Of Church And State.