I Know Every Politician Spins

The Easiest Way To Lose Something Is To Want It Too Badly.

I Think A Big Part Of Being A Success Is Confidence. Just Look At Me, I Know I'm Successful, And I Am.

When I Let Some Girl Take Me In Her Mouth I Think This Is What Jesus Must Feel Like During Communion.

I'm Not Lazy, I Drive Everywhere Myself, The Dog Could've Learned Something From Me.

It's Not That I Think The Nazis Were Right, Or Anything. It's Just That, We Weren't There, We Don't Know.