I Have No Desire To

People Have Always Wondered What My Opinion On Stevie Wonder Is. I Say If He's So Great How Come He Can't See? I Mean, God Doesn't Make Mistakes, Just Look At Me For Example.

That Cyclone In Burma? That Was Just Me Doing The Dance To That Annoying Ass Song.

The Only Women I Publicly Date Are Those Who Have A Higher Imdb Rating Than Me.

A Lot Of People Say Colonialism Was 'evil' Or Whatever, But What Have They Really Done With Africa Since We Gave It Back To Them? I Don't Think It Should Be Considered 'racist' To Admit Maybe Ending Apartheid Did More Harm Than Good In South Africa.

I Mean, So What If It's A Little Dangerous? A One-armed Kid Is Comedy Gold.