I Knew Nothing About Farce

Never Shake Hands With Colleagues In Court; The Customers Think You're Making Deals.

The Freedom To Make A Fortune On The Stock Exchange Has Been Made To Sound More Alluring Than Freedom Of Speech.

The Officers Of The Branch Of The Force (the Obscene Publications Squad) Have A Discouraging Club Tie, On Which A Book Is Depicted Being Cut In Half By A Larger Pair Of Scissors.

The Shelf Life Of The Modern Hardback Writer Is Somewhere Between The Milk And The Yoghurt.

I Refuse To Spend My Life Worrying About What I Eat. There Is No Pleasure Worth Foregoing Just For An Extra Three Years In The Geriatric Ward.