I Kind Of Fell Into

I Can't Sit On Grass Without A Blanket.

I Kind Of Fell Into Acting, But I Have Sung And Trained Since I Was In The Eighth Grade.

People Want Me To Do The Strangest Things. They Want Me To Sign Their Arms Or Chests.

I'm Waxed Clean - Hairless As The Day As I Was Born. But Don't Say 'tia Has No Pubic Hair.' That's So Clinical. Use A Nice Euphemism. Say 'she's Mowed Her Secret Garden' Or 'she's Cleared The Way To The Promised Land.' Because That's What It Is, Right?

The Kids All Knew Me From Wayne's World. The Grown-ups Knew Me After True Lies.