I Just Wanted Laughs -

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.

Most People Are Completely Unaware Of Their Breath. They Violate Your Space, They Have No Idea That They Have Halitosis.

The Only Change I Can Really See Is That I Don't Have To Shop For Pants In Stores Anymore.

Weathermen Merely Forecast Rain To Keep Everyone Else Off The Golf Course

Golf And Dating Don't Mix.