I Hope In My Lifetime

Most Workouts Are Way Too Aggressive. Thousands Of Lunges Wear Out The Body. It's Not Healthy For The One With The Bad Back, Bad Knees, Diabetes. I'm Never Going To Do That.

Ninety Percent Of People Who Lose Weight Gain It Back. It's Very Sad.

I've Always Practiced This: Love Yourself. Move Your Body. Watch Your Portions.

I'm The Clown You Take Out Of The Box And Wind Up When You Need A Good Laugh. And Then, When You're Done With Me, I Go Back In My Box.

I Could Be Hit By A Sara Lee Truck Tomorrow. Which Is Not A Bad Way Of Going: 'richard Simmons Found In A Freeway In Pound Cake And Fudge, With A Smile On His Face.' Let's Face It. We Don't Know Anything.