I Heard A Rumor That

You Can Win, It'll Just Cost You Some Money.

I Heard A Rumor That Your Mom And Dad Ran Away From Home.

Dusty Rhodes And Sapphire. They're A Lovely Twosome, Or Threesome, Or Foursome, Or Twenty-fifthsome.

Janetty Tried To Dive Through The Window To Escape, What An Act Of Cowardice.

I Once Asked Him What Came At The End Of The Sentence... And He Said "parole".