I Have To Tell You,

Oh, I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly. But That's Just Part Of The Deal. I'm Not Really Sure What's Going To Come Out Of My Mouth.

I Do Feel I'm Kind Of A Magnet For Crazy, And If There Isn't Enough Crazy, I Will Insert Myself In A Situation That I Feel Has Comedy Potential.

Well, Jon Hamm Isn't A Real Celebrity.

I Love To Work. I Love Doing Standup.

Well, My Whole Thing With Gossip Is I Couldn't Care Less If It's True.