I Have The Mouth Of

I'm A Geek Who Loves Fashion. There's Been A Reinvention Of The Word Geek. It Means Being Passionate About Anything That's Under The Radar Or Sort Of Frowned Upon, Like Comic-con.

I'm Not A Risk Taker. I Don't Do Plunging Necklines Or Really Short Skirts. I Try To Stay As Classy As Possible And Provide A Little Mystery.

I Don't Think That I'm Modest By Any Means, But I'm Also Not An Exhibitionist.

I'm More Of A Homebody. I'm Constantly Asked: 'why Don't We See You Out?' But That's Not What Drives Me. I Prefer To Have People Over - Which I Do A Lot, Because I Bought A House That's Way Too Big For Me, And Four Of My Friends Live There

I Feel Like When I Arrive At The Hospital I Want A Glass Of Whiskey, I Want The Epidural In My Back. And, I Want To Get Hit In The Face With A Baseball Bat...