I Have The Death Sentence

Cats Aren't Really Friendly, They're Just Cozying Up To The Dominant Life-form As A Hedge Against Extinction.

Marriage Is An Honorable Estate And Should Not Be Used Simply As An Excuse For Legal Intercourse.

Because There's Someone Else Here In East Carmin. Someone Hopelessly Unsuitable. It's All A Really Bad Idea And Will Lead To Trouble Of The Worst Sort. But No Matter What, Every Minute In Her Presence Makes My Life A Minute More Complete.

He Was, After All, The Ultimate Rebel -- It Takes A Lot Of Cojones To Stand Up To Zeus.

A Surfeit Of Information Often Hides An Untruth,” He Said, With Annoying Clarity.