Cats Aren't Really Friendly, They're

I Would So Hate To Be A First-person Character! Always On Your Guard, Always Having People Read Your Thoughts!

Defiance Through Compliance.

Ill-fitting Grammar Are Like Ill-fitting Shoes. You Can Get Used To It For A Bit, But Then One Day Your Toes Fall Off And You Can't Walk To The Bathroom.

Every Book Should Have A Romance.

Do I Have To Talk To Insane People?" "you're A Librarian Now. I'm Afraid It's Mandatory.