I Have Nothing Against Old

I Just Thank God For Dennis [rodman], Cause He Makes Me Look Like A Saint.

I'm Serious. I've Got To Get People To Realize That The Government Is Full Of It. Republicans And Democrats Want To Argue Over Stuff That's Not Important, Like Gay Marriage Or The War In Iraq Or Illegal Immigration... When I Run - If I Run - We're Going To Talk About Real Issues Like Improving Our Schools, Cleaning Up Our Neighborhoods Of Drugs And Crime And Making Alabama A Better Place For All People.

Listening To A Woman Is Almost As Bad As Losing To One. There Are Only Three Things That Women Are Better At Than Men: Cleaning, Cooking, And Having Sex.

Just Because You Say Something Doesn't Make It Controversial, And It Doesn't Make You A Bad Person.

It Bothers Me When I Hear These Reporters And Jocks Get On Tv And Say: 'oh, No Guy Can Come Out In A Team Sport. These Guys Would Go Crazy.' First Of All, Quit Telling Me What I Think. I'd Rather Have A Gay Guy Who Can Play Than A Straight Guy Who Can't Play.