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We're Just Playing Basketball. It's Not Like We're Going Out To Have Unprotected Sex With Magic.

I Don't Believe Professional Athletes Should Be Role Models. I Believe Parents Should Be Role Models.... It's Not Like It Was When I Was Growing Up. My Mom And My Grandmother Told Me How It Was Going To Be. If I Didn't Like It, They Said, Don't Let The Door Hit You In The Ass On Your Way Out. Parents Have To Take Better Control.

Look, I'm In The Top 20 Of Players Who Ever Lived.

I'm Afraid Of The Skeletons In My Closet. I've Got A Whole Cemetery Full Of Them.

Any Time A Little Midget Does Something Like This, You Gotta Give Him A 10!.