I Have No Sense Of

If I Was Going Onstage, Of Course I Would Talk About It. How Could I Not?

Sometimes You Have To Rely On Sex And Bodily Functions.

You Can't Do Anything In Life. The Social Barriers In Life Are So Intense And Horrific That Every Encounter Is Just Fraught With So Many Problems And Dread. Every Social Situation Is A Potential Nightmare.

I Guess I Still Feel That I'm A Comedian; If I Had To Pick One Thing That I Feel Like I Could Do, It Would Be That. That Doesn't Mean That I Like It, But I Feel That's What I Am.

Golf And Dating Don't Mix.