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Elgar's First Symphony Is The Musical Equivalent Of St Pancras Railway Station.

A Soprano In Massenet's Don Quixote Complained That She Had Missed Her Entry In The Aria, "because Mr. Challiapin Always Dies Too Soon." "madam, You Must Be Profoundly In Error," Said Sir Thomas, "no Operatic Star Has Yet Died Half Soon Enough For Me."

There Are Two Golden Rules For An Orchestra: Start Together And Finish Together. The Public Doesn't Give A Damn What Goes On In Between.

What Can You Do With It? It's Like A Lot Of Yaks Jumping About.

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.