I Have Heard, As Everybody

Husbands And Wives Talk Of The Cares Of Matrimony, And Bachelors And Spinsters Bear Them.

There Are Three Things That None Of The Young Men Of The Present Generation Can Do.they Can't Sit Over Their Wine;they Can't Play At Wist;and They Can't Pay A Lady A Compliment.

Pedants, Who Have The Least Knowledge To Be Proud Of, Are Impelled Most By Vanity.

I Have Always Maintained That The One Important Phenomenon Presented By Modern Society Is - The Enormous Prosperity Of Fools.

She Looked So Irresistibly Beautiful As She Said Those Brave Words That No Man Alive Could Have Steel His Heart Against Her.