The Best Men Are Not

No Sensible Man Ever Engages, Unprepared, In A Fencing Match Of Words With A Woman.

I Am (thank God) Constitutionally Superior To Reason.

There Are Three Things That None Of The Young Men Of The Present Generation Can Do.they Can't Sit Over Their Wine;they Can't Play At Wist;and They Can't Pay A Lady A Compliment.

We Had Our Breakfasts--whatever Happens In A House, Robbery Or Murder, It Doesn't Matter, You Must Have Your Breakfast.

...it Will Always Remain My Private Persuasion That Nature Was Absorbed In Making Cabbages When Mrs. Vesey Was Born, And That The Good Lady Suffered The Consequences Of A Vegetable Preoccupation In The Mind Of The Mother Of Us All.