I Have As Much Authority

All The Media And The Politicians Ever Talk About Is Things That Separate Us, Things That Make Us Different From One Another

You Take 5 White Guys And You Take 5 Black Guys And Put Em Together For A Week And What You Won't Have Is 5 Blacks Guys Talking Like, 'golly Gee, We Really Won That Big Basketball Game' But You Will Have 5 White Guys Talking Like 'yo Slick, Whuzzup...we Be Shootin Hoops And Mad Playin, Slammed Those Mofos

One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor.

Rhetoric Paints With A Broad Brush.

In Football The Object Is To March Into Enemy Territory And Cross His Goal. In Baseball The Object Is To Go Home.