Avoid Teams At All Cost.

The Us Army Has Announced That Although It Is True They Performed Mind-destroying Drug Tests On Hundreds Of Soldiers In The 1960s, None Of The Victims Have Been Promoted Beyond The Rank Of Lieutenant Colonel.

We're Not Supposed To Mention F***ing In Mixed Company, But That's Exactly Where It Takes Place.

If The Black Box Flight Recorder Is Never Damaged During A Plane Crash, Why Isn’t The Whole Airplane Made Out Of That Stuff?

We Talk Too Much, Love Too Seldom, And Hate Too Often.

Why Are Hemorrhoids Called "hemorrhoids" Instead Of "assteroids