I Have Always Noticed That

The Problem Ain't What People Know. It's What People Know That Ain't So That's The Problem.

A Difference Of Opinion Is What Makes Horse Racing And Missionaries.

Eventually You Will Reach A Point When You Stop Lying About Your Age And Start Bragging About It.

We Owe More Money Than Any Nation In The World, And We Are Lowering Taxes. When Is The Time To Pay Off A Debt If It Is Not When You Are Doing Well? You Let A Politician Return Home From Washington And Announce, 'boys We Lowered Your Taxes. We Had To Borrow The Money To Do It, But We Did It.' Say, They Would Elect Him For Life.

This Would Be A Great World To Dance In If We Didn’t Have To Pay The Fiddler.