I Have Always Noticed That

We Have Been Just Going Like A House Afire, And We Couldent See Any Reason Why We Shouldent Keep Right On Burning. Our Tastes Were Acquired On Credit, And We Wanted To Keep On Enjoying 'em On Credit.

Civilization Has Taught Us To Eat With A Fork, But Even Now If Nobody Is Around We Use Our Fingers.

I Have Indian Blood In Me. I Have Just Enough White Blood For You To Question My Honesty!

The Stock Market Has Spoiled More Appetites Than Bad Cooking.

Cattlemen Have Lost More In The Last Few Years Than Anybody And Say Less About It.