I Have A Wonderful Psychiatrist

I Think Actual Death Will Be A Lot Easier Than Dying On Stage. Cause - You Know - If You Do [actual Death] Right, You Can Go Looking Good. Maybe With A Little Quip [like]: 'i Loved Everybody.' But Dying On Stage...oh, God!

She's So Fat, She's My Two Best Friends.

To The Pessimist The Light At The End Of The Tunnel Is Another Train.

The Last Time I Saw A Blonde With Red Streaks In Her Hair She Was Laying On Oscar Pistorius' Bathroom Floor.

I’m Never Without A Bandage.