I Have A Wonderful Make-up

I Don't Do A Lot Of Political Jokes. Too Many Are Getting Elected.

Go Figure A Crazy, Mixed-up Country Where Ballet Outsells Boxing. I Wouldn't Be Surprised If Their Wrestling Was On The Level.

Golf Is A Game That Needlessly Prolongs The Lives Of Some Of Our Most Useless Citizens.

I Have Performed For 12 Presidents And Entertained Only Six.

I Can Still Chase Women, Only Downhill